How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

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What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.