How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.