How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.