How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.