What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale?

Marry a net maker

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What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.