What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.