What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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Why was there a whale in Wales in a well?

We're not sure, its a deep subject....

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

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Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.