What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Sore Tooth Jokes More Sore Tooth Jokes

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.