When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Marry her.
The other whale didn't humpback.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.