Why did the lizard use viagra?

He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.