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Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra?
For his reptile dysfunction.
What have Kim Jong-Un and Viagra got in common?
They're both good at rigging erections.
Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep?
So they won't roll out of bed.
What happened to the guy who grabbed the Viagra instead of the Allegra?
he had a hard time with his allergies
Why do the nurses give the old men in retirement homes Viagra?
To keep them from rolling out of bed
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Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam?
His professor said he should study hard.
What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement?
an erection that points north.
What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra?
The south shall rise again!
Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
What do the iPhone 5 and Viagra have in common?
They're both $700 for an extra inch!
What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?
A missed erection.
Why did the lizard take viagra?
He suffered from a reptile disfunction.
What do Viagra and Disney World have in common?
A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride
Why did the communist Chinese government outlaw Viagra?
They didn't want the people to have free elections.
Why did the computer need Viagra?
Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk.
What's the difference between my daughter and my wife?
I need viagra to maintain erection with my wife.
What happened at the Mr. Softee when someone spiked the syrups with Viagra?
The whole place turned into a Hardee's.
Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant?
it only makes things harder.
What's the real reason old men take Viagra?
So they don't roll out of bed!
Why did the school boy need Viagra?
He was having trouble getting up in the morning.
What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common?
You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride.
Why did the lizard use viagra?
He had a reptile dysfunction! Credit goes to Gilbert Gottfried
What does Melania call it when Donald takes Viagra?
A rigged erection.
Why was the crocodile taking viagra?
He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction.