Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep?

So they won't roll out of bed.

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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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He wanted stable employment

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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A: A caterpillow.

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The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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Rock and Roll.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts