Why do nursing homes give men Viagra before they sleep?

So they won't roll out of bed.

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Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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Nursing Home Jokes More Nursing Home Jokes

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.