What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Nursing Home Jokes More Nursing Home Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Trail Mix Jokes More Trail Mix Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts