What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

What do you call a nursing home with a buffet?

A Golden Corral.

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What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!