What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

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Cashew.

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He nuts and bolts.

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Fill 'er up!"

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A pen, you jerk.

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Guess who

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A Golden Corral.

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts