How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you can throw them.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.