How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.