What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.