What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger?

Because now his watch has ended.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope