What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

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What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."