What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!