Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.