Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.