Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!