Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !