What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

How many mexicans can you fit in a bus?

All of them.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.