What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Why did Sally fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was hit by a bus. Why did Sally not get back on the swing? She also lost her legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? I don't know, she couldn't open it.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"