What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.