The car and the bus both have wheels.
Top Gear,
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
He waits at the next station
12 Casualties
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !
One rabbyte
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"