What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Previous Random Joke Next
Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.