What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What do you call a Latino whos car got nicked?

Carlos-t

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.