The car and the bus both have wheels.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
The police.
She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.
A picnic table can support a family of four
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Because the prick's behind the wheel