What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.