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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo