Bind Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush?

We would have called it a teeth brush

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.