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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41