Bind Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Duct Tape Jokes More Duct Tape Jokes

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.