Bind Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Ducktape Jokes More Ducktape Jokes

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Scooby Jokes More Scooby Jokes

Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

A: The blonde works in the dark!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.