Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

You might also enjoy:

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the name of a Korean cook book?

150 ways to wok your dog

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?

Second Caribou: A maybee.

What bee is good for your health ?

Vitamin bee !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Why is this wet?

she asks. "Because it's below C level."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.