Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.

Muppet Jokes More Muppet Jokes

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What do bed detectives solve?

Pillow cases

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does a bee do with his stinger at night?

Put it in his honey.

Why did the bee go to the doctor?

Because he had hives Badum tsh