What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.