What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.