Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!