Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.