Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.