Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!