Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.