Scooby Doo Jokes

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

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Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

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What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.