How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.

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How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

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How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Hugh Hefner Jokes More Hugh Hefner Jokes

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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