How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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What's the difference between a woman and a man?

A woman will buy something on sale even if she doesn't need it. A man will buy something he needs at full price. Then, what is the difference between a black woman and a black man? The black woman will steal something she doesn't need. The black man goes to jail because you can't hide diapers under a shirt.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.