How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

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