How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?

It makes them feel popular.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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