How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

Diaper Jokes More Diaper Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"