How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"