How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine