How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.