How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Who takes the most drugs?

The police.