What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.