Fake News Jokes

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

What do you call a former member of ISIS? WASWAS

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Newsfeed Jokes More Newsfeed Jokes

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What do "fake news" and isis have in common?

They're blowing up everyone's newsfeed

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Cnn Jokes More Cnn Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.