What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.