What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ???

bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.