What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a washer?

When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's grey and goes round and round ?

An elephant in a washing machine !

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you