What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around