What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What is the first nursery rhyme blondes learn in primary school?

A. Hump me dump me!!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you keep an idiot busy?

loading...

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)