What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What's the difference between a lorry with good brakes, and a lorry with nice brakes?

A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

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What should you do before you criticize Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you