What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.