What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

What the hell are you doing with that ivory and gold dress?

I said, "It's not what it looks like!"

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.