One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
A: 3 years
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Answer: Airtel 4G girl.
Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.
It takes four years to get an election.
and you call us stupid.
What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses
Because she was a woman
His doughter.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
The Daily Express.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.
Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.
A Kleenex. That will be all.
