One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Parker gets paid for his selfies.
The smell of their fingers.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Because his mother was in a jam.
The reindeer
Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me
To remind them why there's no money in it
A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.
She couldn't find the Dior
Because they can't even. Huh huh?
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A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
My mother.
Two mothers-in-law.
George Lucas.
Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish
Ralph Neighder!
