Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What brings no babies?

The Swallow.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.