Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why are old printers so musical?

Because they are prone to jamming.

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!