Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.