Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why was the little strawberry sad?

Her mommy was in a jam.