Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the little ink blot so unhappy?

Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.