What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave