What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears