What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it's a nappy time.