What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

What goes oo ooo oooo?

A cow with no lips.

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.