What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.