What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...