What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

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What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.