What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"