What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between someone falling from 21st floor and 1st floor?

21st floor person goes: AHHHHHHHHHH 1st floor goes: AHHHHHHHHHH

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!