What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome?

You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7