What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him