What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

snowballs

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage