What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

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What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.