What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.