What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.