What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.