What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)