What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

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What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.