What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.