Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents."

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.