Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

What's the longest word in the English language?

A native Texan saying, "Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."