What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.