What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?

Is that your final ant sir!

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.