How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Beaver E! Beaver E who?

Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us!

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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Coo.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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They throw a boat at it.

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About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.