How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

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What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.