How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

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Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?

Both sinc when rect.

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim