How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A: A tortilla ship!