How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

Launch

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What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)

What kind of boats do smart people ride on?

Scholar ships!