Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder?

A Mosul man

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

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How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

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Call B52!!

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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Call B52!!

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !