Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder?

A Mosul man

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

Alley Jokes More Alley Jokes

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Some will know this some won't It's a towel xD

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions?

DirecTV (Say it aloud)

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Akbar Jokes More Akbar Jokes

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.