Iraqi Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

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How do you clear out an Iraqi bingo parlour?

Call out "B-52"

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder?

A Mosul man

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

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What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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How do you clear out an Afghani bingo game..?

Call B52!!

How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do you call a dad that works at a grocery store?

Baghdad