Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...