Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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How do snipers communicate online?

FaZebook.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.