When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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How do you take your coffee?

How do you take your coffee? Ferguson Police Huh? Black, two shots.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

What's black and looks good on a lawyer?

An unconvicted felon.