When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first