When does a lawyer make coffee?

When he has sufficient grounds

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel