Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at "

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.