Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.