What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

nothing, hes a fan.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.