To keep them from rolling out of bed
He had reptile dysfuncton
So he wouldn't talk in his sleep
A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.
Slow your roll.
Because he didn't want toupee.
An old man yelling at the cloud
Because he was constantly nursing a semi.
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
