To keep them from rolling out of bed
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Two and a half minutes.
420 raze it!
Santa Claus hit in the balls!
Because he didn't want toupee.
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.