What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.