What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

By banging 7-gram rocks.

Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.