What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.