What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.