Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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What's math?

people who give 110%

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

What's the difference between a person with a forehead and a fivehead?

A sixth sense

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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What, How is that possible!?

Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO

Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.