Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

110 Jokes More 110 Jokes

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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What to hear something funny?

Original Content

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

1940 Jokes More 1940 Jokes

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

Winner Jokes More Winner Jokes

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."