Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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He resisted a rest.

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !