Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Why was 110 afraid of 111?

Because 111 1000 1001

What's math?

people who give 110%

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Where does Charlie Sheen shop?

At Winners.

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)