7th Jokes

Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What did Kurt Kobain have such a terrible time in 7th grade?

He was having a mid-life crisis.

What kind of people like Scottie's hair?

Chubby 7th grade girls!

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Panzer Jokes More Panzer Jokes

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What did you win?

Atrophy

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

January Jokes More January Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas?

Very, very hungry.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!