Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Tour De France Jokes More Tour De France Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid