Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

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How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?

I'm gonna give 110%

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!