Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid