Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!