Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

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What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

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What to hear something funny?

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

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Who was the winner of the first Tour De France?

The Wehrmacht Tank division.

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!