Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?