Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

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How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?