Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.