Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.