Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!