Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

lettuce turnip the beet

Piglet Jokes More Piglet Jokes

Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Vegetable Patch Jokes More Vegetable Patch Jokes

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Raid Jokes More Raid Jokes

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.