Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!