Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

Who raided my vegetable patch?

PIGLET: Beets me!

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Who is ant man's worst enemy?

Raid

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.