Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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What did Charlie Sheen say when he won the Tour de France?

Schwinning!

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division