A "no one will ever believe me".
By the "M" on his pajamas.
All the coats are on the bed!
What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
Because 7 8 9
Cat-holic
Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u