What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?

A missed erection.

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What's this ticket, officer?

Loitering "I didn't drop trash" - No. Loitering. "You talk funny" - It's not- "I'm putting this on Twoiter"

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How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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