What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING