What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!