What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom?

They were boldly going where no man has gone before

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(