What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why couldn't the poop get flushed down the drain?

Because it was deterred.

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.