What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

A: Every man for himself.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ?

Brian drain !

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?

An aard-shark!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.