What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What part of a fish weighs the most ?

It's scales !

Drain Jokes More Drain Jokes

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.