Why did the computer need Viagra?

Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk.

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What do women and computers have in common?

What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.